Nearly every night for the past two weeks I have become an angel. Since I'm starting to get pretty good at it (haha!) I thought I'd share what I have learned about becoming an angel.
1. You must do your hair. Angels don't wear ponytails.
2. Use thick makeup to cover your blemishes. I'm pretty sure angels don't have any.
3. If you have little hairs on your feet or toes, get rid of them. They are gross, and angels can't be gross.
4. Wear deodorant. Stinky pits are not angelic.
5. Don't burp. Duh!
6. Don't fart either. You don't want all the other angels to get the giggles.
7. Have good posture-even if your back aches from standing for several hours.
8. Smile!
9. When the people on "earth" are stressed or worried, wear a look of compassion that says "If only you knew what I know..."
10. Make eye contact with the shepherds. They make you feel more angelic.
11. Make eye contact with Mary. She is very holy, and I think she really sees us!
12. When the messenger angels are speaking, look at them like you're thinking: Hey, that was so fun when we all hung out last night. Next time how about my place? You know, because you're tight.
4 comments:
You were one of my favorite Angels! Speaking of, Do you like the Angels? The season of Angels is here and I would like to hang out with an Angel more often. Maybe you and Adam can come to some Angel games with us. Lemme know.
You were my favorite angel too....couldn't keep my eyes off of you (as if you didn't notice)....but I do know what kind of an angel you are and I WAS waiting to hear that burp from the balcony (Plaza talent show all over again). But I did notice that as all the other angels by Hour Two were slouching, you kept your perfect posture. You amazed me. Make sure Adam gives you a back rub. We are SO PROUD of you Dana!! Thanks for sharing that experience with us.
I really wish I could have seen you acting it out on stage! I heard it was a really great show though..no farting eh? Nice Dana. haha
You'd be surprised, but I really heard one rawnchy burp from and angel and at leats two farts. And one person in the audience sitting right below me ripped one during a performance. I almost got the giggles, but I kept it under control.
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